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FIRST DAY POST!
HEY GUYS YOUR NEW BANANA TALKING!
THIGS ARE ABOUT TO GET CRaZy AROUND HERE!
WOOHOO!
Oh and I adopted a new student, he gave me stacks of money.
Like papers with dollars signs on them.
He seems nice.
THIGS ARE ABOUT TO GET CRaZy AROUND HERE!
WOOHOO!
Oh and I adopted a new student, he gave me stacks of money.
Like papers with dollars signs on them.
He seems nice.
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YOU.
THIS IS YOUR FAULT, ISN'T IT.
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You're a real handsom sort of guy.
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...I can call you Bill, right?
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DID YOU KNOW THAT PYRAMID HEAD AND I ONCE WENT OUT? BEST DATE OF MY LIFE!
THE SEX SUCKED THO.
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AHHH NIGHTMARE, HOOOONEEEY, YOU WERE PRETTY GOOD TOO.
JUST NOT AS GREAT AS, SAY MR.JACKSON. HOT DAMN.
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THAT WAS FUN
BUT HONESTLY, THAT THING WITH THE NECROMANCY, THE EARS, AND THE ALABAMA FLATWORM?
LOVED IT
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HOLY SHIT, I REMEMBER THAT.
MY ROOM.
TONIGHT!
...I'LL BRING THE CRAZY STRING.
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YOU DON'T OWN ANY OTHER KIND OF STRING
AND THAT'S JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT.
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BUT HONEY, AREN'T WE GETTING A BIT OLD TO DO THAT? I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT AS ELASTIC AS YOUR USED TO BE, AND I'VE NOTICED YOU'VE BEEN STITCHING UP YOUR PINKY.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT TO THE DOCTOR?
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...A FEW MONTHS AGO.
LOOK I JUST HAD TWO FALLS LAST WEEK, I'M OKAY I SWEAR.
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I hate you with the burning fury of a thousand suns....
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Maybe if we paint them yellow?
A hand has hands?no subject
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I-I feel faint.
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YOU.
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...I FOUND IT IN MY TOILET.
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