crazyhand: ([Human] Chibi)
Jeffery Williams and Lashie, please come to the Headmaster's Office for a talk about certain things that you have to be doing, and oranges which you must collect.
crazyhand: (baby glove 2)
I feel rather SPARKLE RAINBOW today!!! What an orange turn of predicament.
crazyhand: ([Human] Attack)
THIS ISN'T JUST WAR....THIS IS ...SMASH ACADEMY!!!

[MASSIVE EXPLOSIONS ENSUE]

crazyhand: (Default)
Master Hand is going to talk to everyone tonight in the auditorium.

Be there. Or be square.

crazyhand: (female hand)
Wooha. I'm feeling sunshine, oranges and rainbows right now.
crazyhand: (master spin)
- All the students get fruit baskets with bananas and oranges. Also a DVD of the GI-JOE movie for some reason.

- All the teachers get their CHRISTMAS BONUS. Along with a DVD of High School Musical.
crazyhand: (master spin)
HOLY FLYING BATMANS!

Donuuuuuuuuts everywhereeeeeeeeeeeee!

HEY CRAZY HAND WHAT IS THE DONUT'S POWER LEVEL?

40000 babies of donuts!

crazyhand: (Default)
OKAY YOU ooooooooooORANGES, WE HAVE TWO NEW TEACHING PEOPLE THAT JUST ARRIVED THIS WEEKEND!

FUCK YEAH I LOVE WEEKENDS!!!!!

THE FIRST ONE, FEMALE ARRIVED FIRST, THEN HER BOYFRIEND, CALLED TANK-IN-TRUCK ARRIVED SOON AFTERWARDS, AND I TOTALLY FIGURED, WELL HOT DAMN, THAT IS A VERY NICE LOOKING GUY AND CLEARLY HE HAS A GOOD LOVE AND SEX LIFE AND THUS TOTALLY READY TO TEACH EVERYONE ABOUT

WONDERFUL WORLD OF SEXUAL EDUCATION


...That is ALLLLLLLL!

Going back to watch That DUKE NUKEM MOVIE!! SOOOO AWESOME!!!
crazyhand: (Default)
HEY GUYS YOUR NEW BANANA TALKING!

THIGS ARE ABOUT TO GET CRaZy AROUND HERE!

WOOHOO!

Oh and I adopted a new student, he gave me stacks of money.

Like papers with dollars signs on them.

He seems nice.

crazyhand: (Default)
WhAT THe CRAZY Is gOOOOING

ON?
Page generated May. 30th, 2025 07:12 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios