FIRST DAY POST!

[crazyhand]

HEY GUYS YOUR NEW BANANA TALKING!

THIGS ARE ABOUT TO GET CRaZy AROUND HERE!

WOOHOO!

Oh and I adopted a new student, he gave me stacks of money.

Like papers with dollars signs on them.

He seems nice.

Comments

[spanketyspank.livejournal.com]

Why thank you, Mister Crazy.
You're a real handsom sort of guy.

[crazyhand.livejournal.com]

NO PROBLEM DOLLAR-BILL SON!

...I can call you Bill, right?

[spanketyspank.livejournal.com]

Heh, you can call me anything if you don't let the lovely people at Silent Hill know I'm here.

[crazyhand.livejournal.com]

LOVELY PEOPLE INDEED!

DID YOU KNOW THAT PYRAMID HEAD AND I ONCE WENT OUT? BEST DATE OF MY LIFE!

THE SEX SUCKED THO.

[akumu-unasareru.livejournal.com]

YOU PROMISED YOU'D NEVER TELL

[crazyhand.livejournal.com]

AHHH NIGHTMARE, HOOOONEEEY, YOU WERE PRETTY GOOD TOO.

JUST NOT AS GREAT AS, SAY MR.JACKSON. HOT DAMN.

[akumu-unasareru.livejournal.com]

THAT WAS FUN

BUT HONESTLY, THAT THING WITH THE NECROMANCY, THE EARS, AND THE ALABAMA FLATWORM?

LOVED IT

[crazyhand.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT, I REMEMBER THAT.

MY ROOM.

TONIGHT!

...I'LL BRING THE CRAZY STRING.

[akumu-unasareru.livejournal.com]

YOU DON'T OWN ANY OTHER KIND OF STRING

AND THAT'S JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT.

...

BUT HONEY, AREN'T WE GETTING A BIT OLD TO DO THAT? I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT AS ELASTIC AS YOUR USED TO BE, AND I'VE NOTICED YOU'VE BEEN STITCHING UP YOUR PINKY.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT TO THE DOCTOR?

[crazyhand.livejournal.com]

...A FEW MONTHS AGO.

LOOK I JUST HAD TWO FALLS LAST WEEK, I'M OKAY I SWEAR.